Warrior Princess

September 14, 2006

Photo Panties…Another Cancer Adventure

Filed under: Breast Cancer, Uncategorized — ggirl @ 3:14 pm

“Modesty is the conscience of the body.” ~ Honore de Balzac
Yesterday, after I got home from my visit with the dog I’m hoping to adopt, I got another call from my oncologist’s nurse.  She had called Tuesday to find out if I’d had a mammogram done.  (She’s the one who ultimately confirmed I didn’t need one when I was there last week.  Shirley drives me crazy.)  The minute I heard her say her name, I panicked.  She told me before that the mammogram was fine, but the white blood count was a little off.  No reason to worry, she said on Tuesday.  So when she called yesterday, I thought maybe he’d changed his mind about the blood work.  After telling me her name, she could have at least told me immediately that everything is okay.  The less I hear from my cancer doctors (all of them, even my beloved Dr. Ross), the happier I am.

I was looking for something in my suitcase last night and I came across my photo panties.  I’m not sure I shared any info about that.  The first time I saw my plastic surgeon, they made me take everything off and put on the teeny, tiny little panties.  Now I don’t mind people looking at my mastectomy.  I’ve had so many strangers looking and touching that the whole breast thing is no big deal.  (I’ve even threatened to make people look at it if they give me any trouble about anything.)  The doctor made me drop my gown and stand in front of him (on a little platform).  He made me turn around so he could look at my backside.  Okay.  This is difficult for anyone, I think, who doesn’t undress for a living, but for a survivor of sexual abuse, it’s pretty harrowing.

The only way I could get through it was to dissociate.  Dissociation has caused problems for me all of my life, but sometimes it’s a huge help.  This was definitely one of those times.  I know the man had no interest in me other than as a surgeon, but that didn’t make it any easier.  With any luck, I’ll never have to do that again.  He’s very sweet and tries to make it less uncomfortable for me, but it has been a very very long time since any man, other than my hubby,  looked at me without clothes.  Standing on a pedestal makes it even more fun.

The point was that he was trying to figure out where to take the skin and tissue for reconstruction.  There are three places they normally use:  the tummy, the back or the butt.  I don’t have much to spare in any of those places, but we’re going with the tummy.  I’m still trying to get over the fact that, because my bra size is 36D, I probably won’t be able to have it reconstructed to that size.  It has to do with the weight of the breast potentially tearing the veins that will be sutured together.  I’ll probably need to have a breast reduction on the other side so I’ll match.  As anyone would tell you, my breasts used to be one of my best anatomical features.  Have I mentioned lately that I really hate having breast cancer?  The good news is that the tummy tuck will return me to that fabulous pre-50 flat stomach.  Of course, I’ll have a scar that runs all the way across my stomach, but as I said, no one ever sees me other than Hubby.    At this point in our relationship, a scar isn’t even going to faze him…I’ve looked pretty wretched for most of the past year.  Virtually anything would be an improvement.

Yesterday I went to see the dog I chose to consider adopting at the animal shelter. Oh my goodness, he was so exuberant!  He was so excited to have human contact and to be out of that wretched kennel that I had trouble calming him down.  I’m generally able to calm virtually anyone or anything down just a little bit, anyway.  He started to hunch my head as I knelt down to put his leash on.  That’s got to stop immediately.  For a number of reasons.  First of all, it’s gross.  It’s also humiliating for other people to see.  Most importantly, it’s a dominance thing.  The dog should give up any hope of dominating me, as soon as possible.  We started working on it yesterday.  I cupped my hand over the bridge of his nose several times (that’s also a dominance thing) and he responded immediately.

Later today I’m having a “meet and greet” with him and Miss Woo.  I’m tired just thinking about it.

America held hostage day 1686

Bushism of the day:

“And I am an optimistic person. I guess if you want to try to find something to be pessimistic about, you can find it, no matter how hard you look, you know?” – Washington, D.C., June 15, 2004

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